Be forewarned… adult content below.

In any given day while spending time traveling in the air you will find the silents, the talkers, the lookers, the over-sharers, etc.. I have met people from all different walks of life while traveling. One man, an undertaker, told me all about how you get someone’s head back onto their body for a viewing after a decapitation. With a stake. Another man was a senator endorsed by Ronald Reagan once upon a time. He told me all about his belief in aliens. Large Nordic ten foot tall aliens. He wasn’t talking about Lemurian’s either. However, Atlantis and Lemuria did come up in conversation. Something about Lemurean’s giving humans a chance, while the Atlanteans fought them on that. But the Lemurian’s were not the 10 foot tall mega aliens that he was talking about. Anyways, he said not everyone likes to talk about aliens. It’s still a secret. Then went on to I was the one into spooky stuff as he saw my tarot cards. As I write this, the girl next to me writes about the devils fruit. Not to be confused with the devils lettuce. I don’t really want to ask. These encounters are mostly entertaining. On today’s travel adventure something a little different came up.

As I wait in line for my luggage to pass through the X-ray machines another woman’s luggage gets stuck. She, an older woman perks up, straightening her stance as I kneel down to put my boots back on. She says that the hold up must be concerning her sex toys. Amused… I smile, responding that everyone has needs. I couldn’t tell if she was joking or not? Did she see the big rattlesnake tattooed on my back as I bent over and assume I was kinky or something? Who knows? One thing is for sure… it was a bold statement. A little too much information (TMI) for most. Although, it was entertaining.

Which got me thinking… as a society in America we are becoming increasingly sexually liberated. Consent is bigger and better now. In present day, toys fill our common stores ranging from Target’s to Walgreens. You can order pretty much anything off the internet these days too! In the past one would have to go to a triple x rated store for these matters.

Making it past the gates of security I find my friend whom I am traveling with. Laughing, I tell her about the sex toy luggage x-ray encounter. The topic came up… traveling with toys. I thought about that potential awkward moment of things shifting in the cabin accidentally hitting the on button of a vibrator. That buzz sounding off overhead. Eyes of those sitting around you, starting to look around. What’s that noise? The paranoid flyer thinking it could be a weapon of mass destruction. The owner frantically trying to turn it off from the overhead bin while the plane is in turbulence. Pure chaos.

Sure, these things are more out in the open these days. But do we need to share this with the class? I prefer to plead the fifth. There are people who feel the need to bring their toys along in travel for certain entertainment. More power to them. No shame in that game.

However, my thoughts are… just like your pets, it may be best to just leave them at home. But if you must bring them along, then just like a pet it’s best to stow them safely away. Under the seat in front of you might be a better option like if your handbag or something. No fuss, no muss.

Thanks for sparking the morning thought today, sex toy luggage lady. Hope you and your toys got to your destination safely. Best of luck to you.

-Keri

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